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You Know That You're An Old Engineer

 
Reminiscing about "the good old days" brings out a few memories-
What else can we  remember ?

You Know That You're An Old Engineer -

  • When you can remember working from the original blue print drawings

  • When you can remember the smell of ammonia on the "new" system of printing drawings

  • When you can remember the dedicated print room which produced the drawings, (in strict order) the people who worked there and their names

  • When you can remember that you still have your original slide rule

  • When you still use your slide rule because you're more confident with it (you are still not sure about these hand held calculators - what happens if the battery dies!)

  • When you can remember using log tables for calculations

  • When you can remember how to use log tables and lay out the calculations in neat rows and columns

  • When you can remember your favorite books of tables with fraction to decimal conversions charts

  • When you still use those same conversion charts

  • When you have committed them to memory, but still use the chart as a check

  • When you can remember the first Engineering Office calculator being a valve set and needing a 10 minute warm up before it could be used

  • When you can remember that the (above) calculator could - add,  subtract,  multiply and divide and if you were very clever you could find a square root by multiple approximations

  • When you can remember charts with square and cube roots and all types of other useful data being readily available

  • When you can remember working in an Engineering office where ”everyone” smoked and the air was so thick with smoke that you could not see from one side of the office to the other

  • When you can remember that there where always pipe smokers in the office and you can still smell the aromas of the pipe and cigarette smoke

  • When you can remember using tools and implements which were marked with the last 2 digits of the year of manufacture and the whole year started with 18 eg 96 was 1896

  • When you can remember watching that rusty old piece of machinery being carted off to the scrap yard and remembering when it was new and just being installed

  • When you can remember using drawing boards with machines using the parallelogram counterweight systems that where never square

  • When you can remember Project Managing jobs without JSA's, Hazard Studies Work Method Statements or the like

  • When you can remember being able to climb a ladder without a "Work At Heights Permit"

  • When you can remember the crane dog man putting his foot in the hook and getting hoisted up by the crane and it was a perfectly acceptable practice

  • When you can remember an Erasing Shield not being a Star Wars Protective Device to Erase Missiles fired by the enemy

  • When you can remember - when that concrete slab (or similar) would be physically broken up, loaded and carted away by a team of workers in about a 5 day time span. Today the whole job takes 1 man with an excavator and truck about half a day

  • When you can remember rivets being the standard method of joining metal

  • When you can then remember stick welding being the “new way” to join metal

  • When you can remember your car having a starting handle and you can remember needing to use it

  • When you can remember your new car had a side valve engine

  • When you can remember de coking your 2 stroke motor cycle

  • When you can remember that the Drawing Numbering system has changed many times over the years and you are the only one left at the company who knows each system - intimately

  • When you can remember seeing a cad system for the very first time and thinking - "this will never catch on"

  • When you can remember marvelling at the very first fax machine you ever saw  and now the young guys tell you that the fax is dead – nobody uses that old technology these days

  • When you can remember seeing your first mobile phone. It was the size of a large toolbox and weighed as much. Plus it had a very limited battery life and range

  • When you can remember taking grainy Polaroid pictures which could barely be understood and boasting of the technology. Whilst paying exorbitant prices for the film

  • When you can remember the teletext machines being "state of the art" for instant communication & you were under strict instruction to use the minimum words in your messages

  • When you can remember a hacksaw being the common method used to cut steel (and not an angle grinder) - and as a junior Engineer you practiced and practiced (until your arm felt as though it would drop off ) attempting to get that straight cut. Without breaking the blade

  • When you can remember using a cold chisel to cut a chamfer on steel and the pain of a misdirected hammer blow, - How many bruises and broken bones did this task produce ?

  • When you can remember (as a young Engineer) being sent for a long wait

  • When you can remember (as a young Engineer) being sent to get a glass hammer

  • When you can remember watching a skilled tradesman bed a bearing with a scraper

  • When you can remember that your clutch pencil was your most prized possession – together with a full range of leads and colours

  • When you can remember using a hole template because there were lots of jokes about holes

  • When you can remember using a sanding board to produce chisel points which were "works of art" As was the Calligraphy you produced on each drawing !!!

Wednesday 5 September, 2007 12:13 PM
 
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