So you think this is funny ?

• Engineer walks into a bar - it was an iron bar - Ouch  :   Wearing a hard hat ? - yes - thats OK then
• Engineer throws a clock out of the window - it's a time travel project
• Why did the Engineer cross the road - to get to the other side
• An Engineer was having trouble sleeping - the doctor advised to "lay on the edge of the bed and you will soon drop off"
• A worker on a construction site comes to see the site engineer and says - "the guys have been talking and we want a lock on the toilet door"
  "Don't be ridiculous" says the engineer
  "We all feel very strongly about this and demand a lock on the toilet door" said the worker
  "This is just plain stupid" says the engineer -"I have worked on construction sites for over 30 years and never once in all of that time have I ever known of a toilet door getting stolen"
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